Comments on: REPORT: MLS Fattest

By: Kyle

Kyle — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:42:17 +0000

There’s a joke about horizontal stripes here somewhere.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:20:33 +0000

akeem, is this your fantasy team?

Also, for the record, Justin Braun is 195 pounds of pure awesome.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:13:00 +0000

gonzalo peralta
verdict: incredibly massive bones and an elongated spine

By: court

court — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:55:10 +0000

nice grading stystem, however i do miss the floating coolio-heads. next article: how cheerleaders affect player endurance

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:39:25 +0000

MARADONA???

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:18:54 +0000

KEVIN HARTMAN????

By: otto

otto — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:40:01 +0000

Tony Meola was definitely fat, i couldn’t stand him with the metro stars.

By: Briana

Briana — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:38:42 +0000

Interesting grading system. However, you guys should have put in the age of each player as a reference because some of their success/failure could be due to that more so than their weight. Looking forward to the next article!

By: Dave Martinez

Dave Martinez — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:31:34 +0000

I cant take a list about fat dudes in MLS seriously if you have Seitz in over Fat Cat Thornton . . . .

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:27:59 +0000

next article,. please write about MLS players with the biggest love handles