Funny Things
REPORT: MLS Fattest
By: Akeem Samuels |
12 Comments
Two scientists, Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts of the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine recently wrote that “obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass — and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves [...]
Category: Expansion Teams, Fat, Funny Soccer News, Funny Things, MLS, Obesity, Seattle Sounders FC, Talent, Weight
Tags: Expansion Teams, Fat, Funny Soccer News, Funny Things, MLS, Obesity, Seattle Sounders FC, Seattle Team News, Talent, WeightSports Illustrated Takes Their Cues from Seattle Offside
By: Steve | 8 Comments
Breaking News: After the success of the MLS Hair Report, Sports Illustrated has decided to latch on to and leech off of my and Akeem’s brilliant and creative ideas.
To quote the article:
A distinctive mullet that soon would light up MLS matches identified Juan Carlos Toja to FC Dallas players during their 2007 preseason trip to [...]
The MLS (Messed-up Lock Syndrome) HAIR REPORT
By: Akeem Samuels | 33 Comments
Akeem Samuels and Stephen Roshenshein
Many question the style of American Soccer, whether it’s the lack of talent, slow play on the field, or the overall inconsistency of the on-field product, many hate on the MLS. But, should hair be an issue? Certainly not. An American league should be able to operate [...]
Almost Too Funny to be True
By: Steve | 4 Comments
Rarely does a soccer headline grace the front page of the ESPN website. In this case, Brazilian World Cup star Ronaldo (not Cristiano) made the front page after a run in with some transvestite hookers in a Rio Di Janeiro hotel. Ronaldo brought two prostitutes to his hotel room, only to find they [...]
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