Seattle Sounders FC
Player Announcement Coming Thursday
By: Steve |
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The next Sounders FC player signing will be announced on Thursday, August 14th at 2:00PM at Qwest field.
Tags: Designated Player, DP, Expansion Teams, Kasey Keller, MLS, Seattle Sounders FC, Seattle Team News, SigningsSounders FC in the 2009 Champions League?
By: Steve | 8 Comments
As far-fetched as it sounds, MLS and cup officials may have to ask themselves that exact question. The CONCAFAF Champions league gives 2 spots to teams from the US and Canada. One spot goes to the winner of the MLS Supporter’s Shield, the other to the winner of the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup. If a USL team were to win the Open Cup, they too would be given a spot in the competition.
Henry staying on the MLS radar
By: Akeem Samuels | 8 Comments
French striker Henry spent this past weekend with his good friend and compatriot, NBA star Tony Parker, cruising the Big Apple and playing in the Steve Nash charity soccer game. Naturally, his presence in NYC was hard to ignore for both MLS fans and the press.
Seattle Sounders FC meets Matchmaker.com
By: Akeem Samuels | 2 Comments
The Seattle Sounders FC has come out with an exclusive site that resembles matchmaking or social networking sites such as Match.com, Harmony.com or Facebook. Such a site was originally a demand made by Drew Carey to secure his participation in the establishment of the team.
The new site will match season ticket buyers [...]
Better Know Your Sounder, pt. 1: Sébastien Le Toux
By: Steve | 9 Comments
On May 8, 2008 (though some reports were leaked as early as March), Le Toux became the first and, so far, only player in Seattle Sounders FC’s history. He is one of between six to ten players from the current Seattle Sounders who are expected to be signed to contracts with MLS’s Seattle Sounders FC.
Category: Expansion Teams, Logo, Seattle Sounders, Seattle Sounders FC, Seattle Team News, Sebastien Le Toux, Signings, Talent Tags: Expansion Teams, Logo, Players, Seattle Sounders, Seattle Sounders FC, Seattle Team News, Sebastien Le Toux, Signings, TalentREPORT: MLS Fattest
By: Akeem Samuels | 12 Comments
Two scientists, Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts of the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine recently wrote that “obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass — and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves [...]
Category: Expansion Teams, Fat, Funny Soccer News, Funny Things, MLS, Obesity, Seattle Sounders FC, Talent, WeightBlogger M.I.A.
By: Steve | No Comments
To everyone who reads this blog and was awaiting my response to the jerseys or a mention of the Brazil v. Canada game in QWest, I must apologize.
I spent last week packing because I could no longer tolerate my landlords new dog constantly pissing and crapping on the floor, eating my socks and still being [...]
Weekly Update: Let’s Get Kitted
By: Steve | 4 Comments
The Seattle Sounders FC kits will be unveiled Wednesday, May 28th in Qwest field, the same day as the US v. England match. Coincidence? Yes, probably.
The official email says:
Please join us for the unveiling of your
Seattle Sounders FC Jersey
Date: Wednesday, May 28th
Time: 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
Location: South Endzone at Qwest Field
In [...]
Sports Illustrated Takes Their Cues from Seattle Offside
By: Steve | 8 Comments
Breaking News: After the success of the MLS Hair Report, Sports Illustrated has decided to latch on to and leech off of my and Akeem’s brilliant and creative ideas.
To quote the article:
A distinctive mullet that soon would light up MLS matches identified Juan Carlos Toja to FC Dallas players during their 2007 preseason trip to [...]
The MLS (Messed-up Lock Syndrome) HAIR REPORT
By: Akeem Samuels | 33 Comments
Akeem Samuels and Stephen Roshenshein
Many question the style of American Soccer, whether it’s the lack of talent, slow play on the field, or the overall inconsistency of the on-field product, many hate on the MLS. But, should hair be an issue? Certainly not. An American league should be able to operate [...]
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