I Am Told That You Need to Check Out Brad Evans, the “Young Hottie”

By: Laurie | April 21st, 2009

For the Record #1: I am way too damn old to read CosmoGirl. Hell, I’m way too damn old to read Cosmo proper. This post is here only because two people have sent me links.

For the Record #2: The day I think of one of our young players as a “hottie” is the day I gouge out my own eyes and chop off my blogging fingers. Truly, if all of the players of this age engaged in a shirt swap, I would very maternally cover my eyes.

For the Record #3: Although once they hit about Freddie’s age, I might peek through my fingers. Just a little.

When all of this stated for the record, however, I must also say that when one of our own is listed as one of CosmoGirl’s “15 young hotties,” it would be wrong of me to stay silent, because if you are young and female, I belive Brad Evans needs you to go ogle him.

And I must admit that I do feel a certain maternal pride here, similar to how I felt when my Jr. High-age son came home from school and announced that his female classmates had just voted him the fifth-hottest guy in gym class. (Hey, it’s a double class. This is apparently a very big deal.)

So. Yeah. Go visit. Admire. Have fun..

Oh, and while we’re at it? David Falk over at Seattle Soccer Examiner wants to know who you think is the next best “eye candy” on the team.

I am not voting. But you can feel free. Here at Seattle Offside, we do not judge.

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• Laurie |  April 21st, 2009 at 10:56 am

  
  
  

  Okay, so I lied. I ended up going to David’s site, checking the results, and voting for anybody I thought would feel bad about the number of votes they had. I am SUCH a mom.

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• Dave Martinez |  April 21st, 2009 at 11:44 am

  
  
  

  So you think this post is bad?

  http://redbulls.theoffside.com/players-red-bulls-news-rumors-opinions/danny-cepero-hottie.html

  And mind you; I am a man. A manly man! lol

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• David Falk |  April 21st, 2009 at 12:16 pm

  
  
  

  Nate Jaqua with the early lead. Seattle is all about lanky bookworms, apparently.

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• Ben |  April 21st, 2009 at 1:16 pm

  
  
  

  I only wish that Brad Evans started playing football worthy of his baffling starting position… I had high hopes for this guy… but with the way he’s been playing I can’t understand why guys like Nyassi and Zakuani are benched everyweek… and why Le Toux is taken out to bring them on. Oh well… maybe he’ll shine later… Sigi seems to think so… I guess I’ll buy that.

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• David Falk |  April 21st, 2009 at 1:58 pm

  
  
  

  Evans was one of out best players the first three matches, then Sigi moved him wide and it just isn’t working.

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• Ben |  April 21st, 2009 at 2:35 pm

  
  
  

  I agree… he played way better in a center position. It’s not that I don’t like him… but I think since he can’t play out wide that well… and we have Ljungberg in the center, he may not be suited to start in this formation… not if it keeps guys like Zakuani on the bench… he’s made chances every time he’s been on the pitch.

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• Laurie |  April 21st, 2009 at 4:11 pm

  
  
  

  I’m thinking the trick will be to get Evans back in central midfield with Alonso. They were unstoppable way back when.

  How to do that is Sigi’s problem.

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