Some Days I am Dismayed at My Own Immaturity

By: Laurie | October 31st, 2009

This is a screenshot from the MLSnet site. The heading should NOT have made me laugh. But it did.

MLSnet, you really need to run your headlines through my “I-have-the-maturity-of-a-12-year-old Double Entendre Detector” before you post these things.

(Oh, and for the record, if you insist on being mature and thoughtful — because I guess somebody has to do it — the photo shoot of Woodland Park animals playing with soccer balls is adorable. And I’d pit Tyrone and Nate against the Grizzly any day.)

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• CarlosT |  October 31st, 2009 at 4:25 pm

  
  
  

  Personally, I’d rather feed Onstad to the grizzlies, but that’s just me.

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• Laurie |  October 31st, 2009 at 4:28 pm

  
  
  

  So Pat Onstad and Fredy Montero are kicking the ball around at Woodland Park when they hear a huge roar and see a grizzly charging. Fredy immediately takes off. Pat says, “Fredy, you’re an even bigger idiot than I thought. You can’t outrun a bear.”

  Fredy says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you.”

  

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• Dustin |  October 31st, 2009 at 6:36 pm

  
  
  

  Quick Question…if Keller did the same thing would you all be calling for his Head? RACISM!!…against…white old guys O_O

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• Laurie |  October 31st, 2009 at 6:58 pm

  
  
  

  Not ageism. More…Grecian Formulism!

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• Dustin |  October 31st, 2009 at 7:32 pm

  
  
  

  FOILED AGAIN!

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• CarlosT |  November 1st, 2009 at 12:41 am

  
  
  

  Yes. Next question.

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