The Post Where I Manage to Be Mature. Granted, It’s Probably Temporary, but I Would Like a Little Credit

By: Laurie | February 8th, 2010

Got this in a tweet from my buddies over at GoSounders.

Sounders Injuries: Jaqua- “inflamed lower-abdomen”, Ljungberg- “groin”, Boss- “Ankle”, Zakuani stil recovering from should surgery

I would like to note, for the record, that as soon as I hit “publish” I will have done a post that contains the words “Ljungberg” and “groin” without a single double entendre. And I haven’t even snickered once. I also resisted the urge to post any underwear photos, even though they would have fit in perfectly.

What this means is that I would appreciate a little maturity credit here. You know. A chit I can call in next time.

When I’m not so disturbed by trying not to imagine what exactly is involved in an “inflamed lower abdomen.”

P.S. Oh, Sounders, how I missed you in the off-season!

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  • Matilda |  February 8th, 2010 at 9:03 pm

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    I really think underwear modeling photos could have enhanced the post! Embrace it, the best I have over at Bolton is Elmander.

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  • Mike @ GoSounders |  February 8th, 2010 at 10:23 pm

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    The season is approaching…

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  • H., |  February 10th, 2010 at 12:24 pm

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    What is ’should’ surgery? Is that sort of like ‘do or do not, there is no try’?

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